Moral Philosopher Mugs

"I hope you don't think that you have a monopoly on ethics."

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'How to stump a corporate lawyer.'

Ethics ethics.

Ethics exam cheater.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Pot and Kettle - "Who are you to judge?"

Have a Box - the red contains a whistle which you can blow before the securities and exchange commission. The blue one has a bonus, which you can take home and spend.

'How'll we handle this?'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"Isn't it more important to learn how to be a decent human being?"

Self-sacrifice to aid others

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

It was dawning on Ed that maybe his conscience wasn't such a good guide after all.

'It's not a question of right or wrong, gentlemen! It's a question of, can we get away with it?'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Bob finds God's wallet, and for one crazy moment, considers keeping it.

'I know the difference between right and wrong, Hargrove; but I'm also aware of the similarities.'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Moral Excuses through the ages.

'Hold on a minute. Someone stole my pen.'

Girl to friend dressed in judge's robe: "It seems you're being a little judgmental, Darcie."

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

"When times were good I trickled stuff down."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"Maybe this will teach you it's morally wrong to kill people!"

"Remember, cheaters never prosper. Unless they're celebrities."

'For the most part I've led a virtuous life...except for the last two years I worked in sales.'

Alcohol and the Fruits of Intemperance

Immanuel Kant

"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white."

Politics, Finance, Religion.