Moral Thinkers Mugs

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

The Mother Of Damocles

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Call me?"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Slavery Reparations

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Caption Contest TK

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.