Moral Philosophers Mugs

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

'I stole it from the library.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Before you can love your enemy, you gotta make one.'

"Three million a year before bonuses."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

"We couldn't help ourselves. It was low-hanging fruit."

'Dr Phil sez, if I'm gittin' the milk for free, I should do the right thing and marry her!'

Statues have been removed die to steroid use by heroes.'

'You wouldn't be here if you had provided your employees and yourself with a health care plan.'

'Down here, greed is totally unregulated.'

Giftbags in Heaven and Hell.

Face Trophies

"You better self is here to see you sir."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"This is what happens when you rob Peter to pay Paul."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Thinking Gears

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Slavery Reparations

Arthur Schopenhauer

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

Caption Contest TK

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'