Morality Thinker Mugs

'It doesn't matter whether they're victimless or not!'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Slavery Reparations

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Caption Contest TK

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Recruitment of excutives at 'Wynem, Dynem & Dunkem, Inc.'.

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'