Moral Philosophy Gifts

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Halo Theft

Decisions a Pope makes

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

'You! Shame on you!'

'The only downside to your plan to maximize profits is that we are so going straight to hell.'

'Idealist'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Eat my dust!"

Slavery Reparations

Corporate Ethics Department, how may I help you?

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

Caption Contest TK

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'The bad news is that our company is bankrupt. The good news is that we're only morally bankrupt.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'