Deep Thinker On Morality Gifts

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Ethics exam cheater.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Paul Ree

"Eat my dust!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Zenemies.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"