Moral Hacker Pillows

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

Crisis of values

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

The Darknet starts right here.

The tortoise and hare

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Trump Bible photo op

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

Secrets of Adulthood.

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

Sunday Sermon: Let he who has not sinned cast the first blog.

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”