Moral Maverick Pillows

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Gene Therapy

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Mass Confucian

The tortoise and hare

"Stan, this looks like a breakthrough!"

Boy who has been to the dentist

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Karl Marx

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'He was brought up with a moral, compassionate and philanthropic upbringing, but by putting his nose to the grind stone, he managed to surmount those handicaps.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Conformity

"Maybe this session we could work on getting you to admit you need help?"

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"