Moral Innovator Pillows

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Drive-thru Church

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"I think your going to need a business plan."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

Crisis of values

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

The Mother Of Damocles

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

"I try to follow my conscience, but by early afternoon it's usually lost me."

"I wish school was more like TV."

The tortoise and hare

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'