Mindful Innovator Pillows

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Romantic Glass Blower

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Binary Meditation.

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

"The applications are limitless."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"Insulating the house was too expensive... so I just insulated Gerald instead."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

www.meditation.commm

'We're taking baby steps with this whole social media thing until we're certain it pans out.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'