Ethical Hacking Pillows

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"Fact amnesty"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

Computer Crimes

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'