Ethical Hacking Gifts

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Hate Platforms

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Fact amnesty"

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Computer Crimes

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Wikileaks

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."