Digital Ethics Enthusiast Gifts

Someone Online Says Someone Did Something and You Should Be Pissed

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

Facebook in Crisis

Facebook's business model

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Moulting"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Fact amnesty"

Tragically Moses didn't see the eleventh commandment.

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

These drug will cost you an arm and a leg...the good news is, my wife and I own stock in the company that makes them.

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'What does the internet have against my people?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."