Tech And Ethics Enthusiasts Gifts

More Automated Police Functions

Hate Platforms

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Technological Dependence.

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Moulting"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'