Ethical Hacker Wannabe Gifts

"Hacking world banking systems is all very well, Jackson, but it's hardly a career move, is it?"

Others will fight for you

Golfing Bishop.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

Golfing with God.

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

Facebook's business model

Facebook in Crisis

The Darknet starts right here.

'It has to be understandable, Higbe. A code of ethics is not actually to be written in code.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

The Dilemma of a Whistle Blower

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'