Mind Hacker Pillows

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

X-ray Psychology.

Weird things I do because of the internet

Unguided imagery

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Don't even think about it."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Confirmation Bias