Mind Hacker Pillows

'Brewster was able to hack the subject's brain, but it turns out the brain had a virus.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Unguided imagery

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"Don't even think about it."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

Confirmation Bias

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'