Brain Hacker Pillows

"Hey Phil. Mind if I hack your brain for a minute?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Nervous Student

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

Does your computer have a webcam? Yes. I've fixed it so no one can spy on me. What a tech genius! A band-aid solution that works!

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

Wikileaks

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'

Cyberwarfare