Brain Hacker T-Shirts

"Hey Phil. Mind if I hack your brain for a minute?"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Nervous Student

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

Proof of Being Human

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'