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"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'We save a fortune each year by running our children through a tax haven.'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Gadget geek.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Great news! We're not outsourcing your job, just your pay.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.