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'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Gadget geek.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Here you are, Simmons!'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'