Moral Accountant Gifts

'Hoyt group: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Anger & Greed Management'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Mass Confucian

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'

Rhinestone Accountant

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"We need to come up with some corporate values, get online and steal some from a different company."

"I refuse to exploit my mother."

"Sin tax? I love it."

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

Good study habits based on honesty will serve you well all your life! Employers look for trustworthy people who don't cheat! Values Assembly. Who's she talking about? It sure doesn't apply to me. I'm going to be a hedge fund manager. Yeah? Well, I'm headed to Hollywood!

'We can follow your moral compass as long as it doesn't interfere with my financial GPS.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

Hell's Ethics

'What goes on above the table and below the table is between you and me.'

"I'll invest, but you must promise none of my money will go towards that Robert Mugabe."

How do ordinary people feel about the pandora papers?