Moral Accountant T-Shirts

Wear their morality with pride. Our t-shirts for moral accountants combine humor and honesty, making a great gift that promotes their ethical outlook.

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'Hoyt group: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Anger & Greed Management'

'Hoyt group: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Anger & Greed Management' mockup

'Hoyt group: Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Envy, Pride, Anger & Greed Management'

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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?' mockup

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

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'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.' mockup

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

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And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

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'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.' mockup

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

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Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee. mockup

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

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Moses and the Three Wise Monkeys

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"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket." mockup

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

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"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds." mockup

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

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Mass Confucian

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Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

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The tortoise and hare

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'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours.' mockup

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

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The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma. mockup

The Little Engine that Faced a Tough Moral Dilemma.

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Rhinestone Accountant

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'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

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'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.' mockup

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

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'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.' mockup

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

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Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems. mockup

Dollar: Warning - May cause excessive greed, loss of human empathy and disregard for vital environmental systems.

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"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage." mockup

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

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"We need to come up with some corporate values, get online and steal some from a different company."

"We need to come up with some corporate values, get online and steal some from a different company." mockup

"We need to come up with some corporate values, get online and steal some from a different company."

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"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child. mockup

"Death is bad" - Confucius as a child.

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"I refuse to exploit my mother."

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"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

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