Moral Analyst T-Shirts

Is it good - Is it evil - or - Is it a tax shelter?

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Crap from the future.

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

Modern Life Blues

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

Crisis of values

The Mother Of Damocles

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"Very funny."

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Right, we could go with the ethical decision, but let's not panic yet."

The tortoise and hare

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Trump Bible photo op

Religion, This End Up

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"He looks so natural."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

The World Map According to Donald Trump.