"It's disgusting, I read a girl in Magaluf did a sex act on 24 men for a free drink."
Moral Commentator T-Shirts
Wear your wit with pride! Our moral commentator-themed t-shirts are designed to showcase their love for ethical debates and clever insights in a fun, stylish way.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
"Nation-building never works."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Opportunities in Coronatimes
Support the Ex-Troops
Torturing the English Language
"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
Press Freedom
The Working Woman's Magazine
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"
'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'
"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
Government a la Carte
Critisize your weight.
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'
Our Two Parties, Explained
Coronavirus Impact on Children
Real Life/Surreal Life
"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'
Moral Commentator T-Shirts Collection
Moral Commentator Mugs
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Moral Commentator Prints
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