Media Morality Commentator T-Shirts

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

The Secret Sauce of American Exceptionalism

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Worst. God. Ever.

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

Trump Bible photo op

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

"I'm so tired of hearing about "The Squad"."They're Too left-wing and divisive and, boy, do they thing they know everything."

"Wow, Bill! It sounds like you're developing a real moral streak!"

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

Presidential election-Joe Biden

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

What Kind of God

Brianna Keilar

"There he goes again - vilifying witches!"

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

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