Media Morality Commentator Gifts

"Now I've got a bigger screen I find porn on the web much more degrading."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

'The following program contains scenes that may not be appropriate for Neoconservatives.'

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

'Please disregard the previous message about the imminent collapse of the global economy'

'Fourteenth century church, fourteenth century views.'

Trump Bible photo op

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Holding the moral high ground

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

Presidential election-Joe Biden

"I'm so tired of hearing about "The Squad"."They're Too left-wing and divisive and, boy, do they thing they know everything."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"Wow, Bill! It sounds like you're developing a real moral streak!"

"As a Christian, it's my job to love everyone. Especially people like you who don't deserve it."

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

"There he goes again - vilifying witches!"

Repent Ys Who Has Sinned Against ME!

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

"We're raising money for our church so our preacher can get a new luxury jet...!"

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"