Media Ethics Advocate Gifts

'If you have no brains at all, the following program - glamorizing senseless violence - might be suitable.'

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Squeezing the Free Press.

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Anonymous Donations

Victims of War

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"You know, you're not just cancelling a magazine subscription. You're stabbing print media in the back!"

'I thought the whistle-blowers showed up after we were finished.'

Journalism and extreme poverty

"We're an oversight committee, but we do it more in the sense of overlooking."

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'With all this fuss should we buy a typewriter in case we get raided?'

Freedom of Press

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Mass ascension of hot air balloons.

'It's bad enough being on the take, McVeeney, but holding a 'Washington's Birthday' sale!'

'Today the president said might does not make right. . . . and that also pertains to bullying!'

Journalists block an ambulance crew.

Freedom of press.

Trolling on social media

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

"The Israeli missiles hit us at four in the morning and. . ."

'Our overseas workers will sue us because of exploitation?! Are you freaking kidding me? These folks aren't even old enough to buy a beer!'

We thoroughly disapprove of the Kate Middleton photos, although...

Fast Buck School of Economics: "Cut out the courses on ethics."

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower

"We're getting reports that doctors are getting burned out from trying to help their 
patients who can't afford their medications, so I've come up with a plan. We'll 
market a new drug to help with physician burnout!"

'I'm opposed to violence on TV! The gunshots wake me up!'