Media Ethics Advisor Gifts

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

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Lights Action Camera Justice

The Court of Public Opinion

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

'Sir, what comes first ??" the buzz or the spin?'

"I didn't know you could get a PhD in Spin."

Man chasing microphone.

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits