Ethical Advisor Gifts

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

committee for the regulation of cloning

Squeezing the Free Press.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'

Anonymous Donations

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

Sportswasher's

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Free-range C.E.O.s

"It's not easy being green…"

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"We'll discuss the ethics of the matter if you're sure you want to open that can of worms."

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

'Do everything ethically ... within reason, of course.'

'Under disclosure rules, I'm required to tell you I own stock in the company whose

'Then it's agreed...We put the greater good on the back burner.'

'The ethics consultant said our business conduct is immoral. I immediately took action and fired the guy.'

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.