Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'
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'The ethics consultant said our business conduct is immoral. I immediately took action and fired the guy.'
'I agree, honesty is the best policy... it's just not profitable.'
'Now, at first glance, this may LOOK like a challenge.'
Law Office of Fine & Fine: Legal and Ethical Lines Blurred Here.
"Let's not play games, Duberman - every ethics consultant has his price."
"We'll discuss the ethics of the matter if you're sure you want to open that can of worms."
"Ok, now I'll be the Ethics Committee and you'll be me."
"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"
Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits
Ethics exam cheater.
Slavery Reparations
"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."
Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.
'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'
'Now you see, that's EXACTLY what we should try to avoid here.'
Sportswasher's
Memory Content is King
Anonymous Donations
'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'
'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'
"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"
'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'
Man losing his honesty
"I suppose it's too late to start testing on animals?"
National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!
Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'
'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'
"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"
'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'
The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban
Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.
An early encounter between progressive management philosophy and the law of the jungle.
Moral Values for Dummies
The ethics professor weeding his garden.
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