Media Ethics Debater Gifts

Super Injunctions

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Squeezing the Free Press.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Memory Content is King

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

Foreign policy

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'