Moon Pie Lover Gifts

Moon Pies

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moon Pies.

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"Ready...."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.