Mince Pie Lover Gifts

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

What the Doctor Ordered

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Moon Pies.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

"Ready...."

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'