Cream Pie Lover Gifts

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Lesbian civil partnership.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Happy Birthday to you.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Time for Tea!

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"I might just get a pie."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Cake Escape

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'It's all homemade.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America