Cream Pie Lover Mugs

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'I always cry at weddings!'

Thou Shalt Not!

Happy Birthday to you.

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Time for Tea!

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'It's all homemade.'

Cake Escape

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Well, I don't know who sent it and quite frankly, Marilyn, I don't care. I only know that we're about to taste sweet freedom, baby.

Chubby man is disappointed that the stripper's cake is not a real cake.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Woman on running machine next to a cake.