Pumpkin Pie Lover Gifts

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I might just get a pie."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"Devi's brew?"

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"That's very offensive."

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

People of the Fall

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Moon Pies.

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

Pumpkin Time!

Giant Headless Horseman

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"We need to talk."