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'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"I might just get a pie."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"That's very offensive."

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

People of the Fall

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Pumpkin Time!

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

"We need to talk."

Happy Halloween!

Giant Headless Horseman

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."