Pumpkin Pie Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"Devi's brew?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Midnight Basketball

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"That's very offensive."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'