Lemon Pie Lover Gifts

Lemon Pie Chart

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"I'll have the usual."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

When life gives you lemons...

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'