Moon Pie Muncher Gifts

Moon pies.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Ready...."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Lemming meringue pie.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Moon'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

"I charge according to the size of the target."

"Good news, mom and dad! It took 20 years, but I finally over my 'I know more than you' phase."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

Moon Pies

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'Only the surface has been explored - it may still have a green cheese core.'