Moon Pie Muncher T-Shirts

Moon pies.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Shoot For The Moon

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"Ready...."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

"Time for your 6 a.m. Pie-in-the-face, Mr. Chuckles!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Lemming meringue pie.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'Moon'

"I charge according to the size of the target."

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"Good news, mom and dad! It took 20 years, but I finally over my 'I know more than you' phase."

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

Moon Pies

Man eating 'after work mints'

'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.