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"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Non-Humble Pie.

"I might just get a pie."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'I knew I shouldn't have shown a pie chart so close to lunch.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

"Surprisingly, the soil samples provide new evidence for the 'giant ball of cheese' hypothesis."

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Ready...."

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Harold, I told you not to eat the last piece of pie!'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie