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'Moon'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Hot Pie Therapy

"Joel! Killer crust!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Non-Humble Pie.

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Husband bakes a pie

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Ready...."

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'I met this little dude at the zoo and he's anxious to try your banana cream pie.'

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

Compulsive Christmas Caterer!

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".