Mood Swing Meter Appreciator Pillows

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

Bipolar bear.

Psychotic mood swing.

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

Bipolar Bear.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

Pissed-off hour.

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

A Crossbow

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'He hasn't been himself lately - let's hope it stays that way!'

"You and your mood swings"

Fed-Up Clock

"I can't explain it, Doc! One moment I'm up - the next moment I'm down! . . Up!. . . Down!. . . Up!. . . Down! . . ."

'I take it Happy Hour is over?'

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

Angry Hour

Ok, who's AB positive and who's AB negative?

"Have you noticed a change in Sophie since she turned 14?"

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'The S.E.C warns that irrational exuberance, if left untreated can lead to bi polar mood changes.'

Are you sure you want to do this? I'm not afraid! Ok. But be careful! Come back safe!! What's Teddy doing? Checking on Twig's mood. Cloudy with a chance of random explosions.

'Would you believe that? This idiot just called me furious and uncontrolled!'

'I think you should know that I have a dark side.'

'I wish every teacher came with a warning label.'

"She's having mood swings."