Mood Appreciator Pillows

'Do you know what I like about being sourpuss? I don't have to smile!'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Pencil eraser."

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Teenage Shakespeare

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

"What's it all about?"

Couple in Grey

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

Life is just four letters...

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

The Scream take its temperature

'Great fireworks! Reminds me of the coach after we lost the game!'

Rainy Days

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Uh-oh!"

"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"You can cast a pall in there."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

'Having one of those days I see.'

Smiley Trash.