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'Ready, Steady, Cook!', with a cow contestant.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

'Come and get it!'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Christmas Canapes

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

Baker

"I was in a different place then."

Noodle exchange program.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

Football Pudding

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

Boiling Point

"The usual"

Home on the Range.

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

Police Crime Scene tin can.

Escaping Egg

Jenga fries.