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'Ready, Steady, Cook!', with a cow contestant.

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Better Not Squash.

'Come and get it!'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Christmas Canapes

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Stand back - while I whip something up

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

Baker

"I was in a different place then."

Noodle exchange program.

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Football Pudding

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

Boiling Point

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

"The usual"

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

Home on the Range.

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Escaping Egg

Rat with a suggestion for a messy kitchen.

Jenga fries.