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"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."

'the chef's child' - 'Honest, honey - there's no giant salmonella under your bed.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

The Frankenstein snowman.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Important Muscles.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

Trout Game

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Love Hurts

Happy Halloween!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

"This time I'm sure I've got it right!"

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Large Whist Party in Small Room