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"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"He likes it."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Fantasy Business Management

"Office of quality assurance"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Love Hurts

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"It was my imaginary friend Gravity."

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

Happy Birthday MUM!

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!