Monster Manager Pillows

"...umm, when was the last time somebody cleaned the fridge?!"

"He likes it."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Fantasy Business Management

"Office of quality assurance"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

"That's the last time I invite the boys round..."

Love Hurts

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

"Well, buddy....a lot of people are missing that. Just look at the social media comments."

Lox Ness Monster

"You give Sticky Keys a new meaning."

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"We need a miracle. Who runs that department?"

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

Happy Birthday MUM!

"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

An elevator door opens to reveal rows of teeth

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

"After viewing the video footage, it wasn't the dog making the mess, after all..."