Mongolia Admirer Pillows

The great slingshot of Mongolia.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Surfing kangaroo #2 Ruck sack.

Thug life on safari.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Mammoth Posing

Nelson Mandela.

Chill Out Worshippers!

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

An inbred poodle.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Wanna go out?"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Philip of Mastodon

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'